Shabby Hair
Allergic to comb.
DISSECTING INDIA'S ANDOLANJEEVIS
Allergic to comb.
Stuffed with M4 Max MacBook covered in anti-capitalist stickers + unpaid library fines.
Mileage: 400 km in AC seminar halls; 0 km in actual village mud.
Phobia of shower.
Worn in 42°C June heat to signal solidarity with Soviet winters.
Cost: ₹4,800 from ethical handloom boutique. Deliberately unironed to show sympathy to peasant revolts.